Oh, and feel free to do or link to your own recaps! We're just taking a detour from the usual snark in this post. And don't forget to tell your friends about us! This is a great opportunity to rekindle all the snarky goodness. With love.
ETA: I created an easier system. See comments. Note that spoilers may still be visible, so read with caution and scroll liberally if you're spoiler sensitive.