| Mystery #29: Stacey and the Fashion Victim, Chapters 1-3 |
[May. 25th, 2012|07:08 pm] |
Ah, yes, the modeling book. Yeah it's been snarked before, but it's silly enough for another bit of snarking.
( Chapters 1-3 ahoy! )
And that concludes my snarking for now. I'll have the next part up either tomorrow or Sunday.
(Oh, and I'll be making Sims versions of the various outfits that pop up throughout the book.) |
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| The Baby-Sitters Coven |
[May. 24th, 2012|11:12 pm] |
My girlfriend and I are skyping and somehow the idea of a BSC/The Craft crossover came up. Or anything similar, really. (It started with her talking about young dumb witches putting spells on teachers and I imagined Stacey putting a LUV spell on Wes and it went from there).
Think about it, though. Am I the only one who thinks it has potential?
Dawn would be one of those annoying chicks who's in it for the earth-friendly and feminist stuff but thinks anything about actual spells and stuff is a demeaning stereotype against witches.
Stacey, well, we just described the kind of shit she would get up to.
Claudia's ritual supplies would be handmade in crazy colors, and for any other witch, that Bedazzled athame handle would look ridiculous, but Claudia would make it look cool.
Kristy would demand to be Head Witch in Charge and be constantly organizing holiday rituals for all the kids in the neighborhood.
Jessi would only acknowledge the African gods.
I'm not sure how Mary Anne would fit in with this, but I suspect a lot of crying would be involved. And the number of ways Mallory could be made to look like a complete assclown is ENDLESS.
No real point to this post, but I can't get the image out of my head and, well, who else could I possibly say this to and expect them to understand? |
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| # 47 Mallory on Strike Part One |
[May. 22nd, 2012|10:23 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | #47 mallory on strike, annoying kids, arnold twins, bad parenting, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, bitchiness, brat, freaky fashion choices, lameness, mallory, mallory is annoying, mallory pike, nannie the nutty granny, octomom pike, pike family madness, why am i doing this | ] |
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Yes, I am going to read this miserable buttwipe of a book. And then I am going to save the human race from ever having to read it again, by recapping it for you all. Feel free to reward me if you wish.
( Beecham and Hilgartner, if anyone's keeping track. )
I need to stop here and have a few stiff drinks.
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